Stephenie Meyer

Now i am aware i have already given Twilight a bad review, but i feel that this is necissary in order to get the point across to Ms. Meyer that her books/the films that are based on her books are completely wrong and crap.

Having just seen the trailer for New Moon, the follow up to the horrible Twilight movie, i am out raged that Meyer has again Warped the myth of werewolves (one of the single coolest mythical creatures ever) as well as vampires. She has warped the myth horribly by saying that the change is volentary. Well ms. Meyer, let me tell you something,
Its painful.
Its involenatary.
And it isnt just "I'm over here, I've jumped, now I'm a wolf".
Also the wolves look like proper wolves. They're supposed to be ugly half man half beast monstrosities that have no sence at all and will rip even their best friend appart.

Some of you may say "But its not the myth, its about the love story" to which i say "You do realise the story's crap" I'm sorry to tell you all but if you think dating a vampire and having sexy dreams about a werewolf is cool then there must be something wrong with you.


I am Back,
Jon

Formal Apology

Unfortunally some people have taken offence to a post I wrote about stage challenge containing false information. I have since deleted the article in question and am sorry to anyone the article offended.

Jon

Angels and Demons

The Book 10/10.
The Film 3/10.

This is just another reason Hollywood should keep itself to itself. The film adaptation of Dan Brown's masterpeice was a huge let down. With numerous minor differences and multiple major differences it was, quite bluntly, crap.
The main scapegoat (Maximilian Kohler) is omitted.
Cardinal Baggia is branded but does not drown.
The antimatter cannister has interchangeable batteries.
Robert Langdon never visits CERN.
The antimatter cannister does not have a 24hour timer, but a bar timer.
Langdon is not in the Papal helicopter with the Camerlengo.
The Illuminati Diamond is replaced by two crossed keys.
The Hassassin never kidnaps Vittoria.
Langdon and the Hassassin never have an underwater duel.

And those are just some of the differences that cause the film to get such a low score.

Jon

What was all the fuss about?

I watched Twilight last night and overall (crap vampire myth following aside) it was OK. But I have no idea what everyone was bitching about its wasn't even that good a film.

Now to dive into the crap vampire myth following...where do I start...

#1 They don't drink human blood they 'restrain' themselves

#2 They NEVER sleep, even in coffins

#3 They dont die in direct sunlight, their skin just shines like diamonds

#4 They can cross running water (real vampires die)

#5 They can't fly

#6 They have both reflections and shadows

#7 They can't turn into animals

#8 They can be killed without a stake through the heart

#9 They don't have to lug the soil from where they died around

...and those are just nine of the reasons that twilight was Crap

Twilight: 1/10 Sub-average

Jon

Plot Holes In Star Wars

Have you ever noticed how in the whole of the last 3 star wars films (IV,V, VI), Darth Vader never turns to C3PO and goes "hey -chhehhoo- arn't you that I built -chhehhoo-" or R2-D2 and says "-chhehhoo- Didn't I used to own this droid -chhehhoo-?"
Or Darth Vader and Luke the second he sees luke hes all "-chhehhoo- Yeah thats my son -chhehhoo-" Because of the genetic link. However with Leia (whos his daughter) he never even noticed.

And one more thing...WHY THE HELL DID GREDO SHOOT FIRST!?!?!

Public Hoildays

The public holiday the ultimate balance between good and evil.
Good because its a day off, but then just to annoy you, they put in the bad aspects everything is either closed, or charging a 15% surcharge. I will admit there are a few honorable exeptions (God bless McDonalds) but otherwise theres nothing to do.
Another thing that pisses me off about Public holidays is that, even though you are paying an extra 15% for Burger King employees to come to work, the sevice becomes intolerable. A good 10 minutes of waiting to recieve 3 burgers that were sat on the warming trays, while 3 people in the drive thru got surved before me, it was ridiculous.

Weighed up the bad aspects clearly out weigh the good,
so im sorry public holidays but you: FAIL!!!

Jon

Films based on books

Films based on books. Good idea said someone in the past to a gut who was obviously a smart one. And at the time he was right, because books were shorter with less complicated storylines. Now Film/books are and awful idea. Take Harry Potter as a fine example of the downfall of Film/books. The first, second and thrid one were excellent. The stayed almost religiously to the story of the books. Then the forth one rolled up and that was o.k. a few bits missed out but none-the-less a good film. Then in came number five. The book of 'Order Of The Phoenix' was in my opinion the best of the seven. But the film frankly sucked donkey balls. They missed huge chunks of the book like the sub-storyline of Hagrids halfbrother Grawp, I will admit they didn't completely banish this bit from the film but basicly there was all of one bit that we saw Grawp. Another fine example of a shit Film/book was the Da Vinci Code. I was Hugely impressed with the film when i watched it, but now I have read the book, I feel the film was hugely lacking with a good 1/4 of the book omitted from the film.
Yet another crap Film/book was Eragon. The book again was brilliant, and is one of my personal favorites. However the film may as well have been two hours of a dog having intercourse with a squirel. Entire storylines were cut out, facts changed and things that were vital the the next book were overlooked.

Even though most Film/books suck arse there are a few honerables that were brilliant such as; Die Hard, The Grinch, Dracular, The Godfather, Hunt For Red October, The Green Mile and Lord Of The Rings.

The moral of the story is the best films availible are those which are original storylines or based on true stories.

Films based on books
Overall Score: 4/10

Jon

Easter

Easter: They day when Jesus died on the cross for our sins. A very noble thing to do and we should celebrate accordingly. However due to big companies such as Hallmark, the celebration of Easter has become matterial. If you ask a child what Easter means they will most likely say Chocolate Eggs, very few children will say 'The celebration of the redemption of our ancestors'. Because of the state of the world Easter has lost its true meaning, its true purpose, it used to be a joyous celebration of love and togetherness. Unfortunatly these ideals have been thrown out the window to be replaced by chocolate eggs and the easter bunny.

Hallmark is the sole proprietor of this and it is them I am angry at.
Hallmark has distroyed the true meaning of every holiday, from Christmas to Hanukkah by making cheap trinkets and cards.

So Bugger you Hallmark. Go stick your cards where the sun don't shine!

Jon

Age Restrictions

I HATE AGE RESTRICTIONS!!!!!
I really hate age restrictions! All i want to do its go and see Watchmen (R16) but im just 15! This movie looks awsome and they say "Noooooo its to violent protect the children's eyes or they may die"

Fuck political correctness I want to go and see a film, I'll go and see it!
It should be up to the parents to moderate what their children view
So guys who age restrict movies -10/10 fuck you
Jon

Stupid Year 9's!!!!

Again with the Scene.
Bus.
Way Home.
Fat Kid.
Ass Hole bus driver.
OK the fat kid is pissing around with the back door so ass hole bus driver tells him to move up to the front, right next to me.
So me and friends are chatting away happily when suddenly he butts into our conversation. So I tell him to sod off. unfortunatly he doesnt so we banter for a bit and drift of into our own seperate conversations.
When he butts in again (before this there has been a tad of 'banter' between us) so again i tell him to fuck off but he continues so I tell him to fuck off fat-kid so theres a bit more 'banter' between us. And eventually he hits me!!
It didnt even hurt. The only sort of phyisical injury i recived was where my glasses hit my face. so haha fat-kid!!
what a dick!!! So he trys again and I deflect it awsomely!!!
I tell the bus driver and he kicks him off the bus, which is fair, but then a few stops (at my friend kiryls stop) he tells me to get off, I wasnt reluctant as fat-kid, or even at all I just said bye and left.
I then went to kirlys house and home from there.

The 2 things that made me Funking angry about this was that
#1 The fat-kid's an ass hole and i didnt get a hit in
#2 The bus driver kicked me off even though I was the one who got assulted.

So shame on you Red Bus driver you suck 1/10
Jon

The Line At the Canteen!!

Ok. Imagine the scene.
Mairehau High School.
Lunchtime.
Bloody Rainy.
Me In a T-shirt.
And Simon saying that he'll get me a Pizza Bread if i go up and get him, and stefan one. I accept thinking 'I would quite like a Pizza Bread'.
So i roll up and check out the line, its quite bad but should go down soon.
I join the Que/Mass of people standing in the rain waiting to get under the shelter that extends roughly 3-4ft. About 5 minutes pass and im still in the rain about 1ft from the edge of the shelter then suddenly Some Fuckwit by the name of Tomas Bates has the bright idea to pull on the guttering lining the shelter, luckily i notice before he does it and step back so as not to get soaked by the short cascade of water. This continued for several minutes.
7 minutes in the Que i finally reach the counter and order 3 pizza breads hand over the $4.50 required and wait to be handed my pizza breads.
The Staff at the canteen (fuckwitted as they are) hand me one pizza bread and tell me the other 2 may be a few minutes because they need to be heated, i say thats fine sightly annoyed because i was still in a crush of people soaking wet due to the rain. After 2 minutes i get hungry and eat the pizza bread they already gave me, all the time aware of the two pizza breads set aside for me but the incompitent members of the staff.
I see people that got there after me pick up there food and leave.
I remind the person on the counter that i still exist and she says ' It'll just be a few more minutes ' I tell her that will be fine and ask her to hurry up by now ive been in the que for 12 minutes and am getting very iritated. finally i recive the pizza breads i asked for 14 minutes before and took them to stefan and simon. Then to my annoyance the bell for the start of 3rd period goes and we trudge off to class.

I am Fucking angry about this for the sould fact that i wasted an entire breaktime waiting on 3 pizza breads and got soaked in the process.

So Congratulations Mairehau canteen you made my list
Jon

Im very angry

Hello and welcome to the first post of my new blog!
In this Blog i will be explaining why im angry at the world and various components of the world. I dont usually get very angry but on various occasions i can snap so this blog should be slow but pleasant.

Have a good day now and Stefan says Hi
Jon